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08:41pm 17/08/2005
  school's gonna suck major bunghole this year.... why you may ask.???... well because i have no classes with my darling..... and i hate pams omega gorilla teeth..... they are some scary shit... mary todd is the chem. teacher and she is a crack head.... well i seem to think so.... you know what else sucks like whoa.... Chloe is grounded for reasons no one knows..... and it makes me sad because i can't talk on the hello-phone with.... i have to see her at school... but its ok atleast i still see her and thats wonderful.... but i have one good thing to look at for this weekend.... BABY-SIT THE CHINA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... thats right a china baby... my teachers china baby and she can dance like there is no tomorrow.... i wish chloe could come...maybe she can if i sweet talk her mom... well i have to bounce.... PEACE, LOVE, and POO  
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WOW!!!   
11:50pm 11/06/2005
 
mood: annoyed with me mum...
man i just realized my past few entries have been.... all dotty, and EXTREME with the "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" haha. yea... i'm not feeling very well.... my cuz got me a few beers and a..... smirnof.... rasberry.... man that tasted good..... yea so, i was walking down the street and i saw this ninja....... i miss you Chloe, i'll see you tomorrow evening...
 
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OH DAYUM SHIIT MASTERBATION..... COOL LOOKING GUY AT THE MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
01:02am 11/06/2005
 
mood: ADD/Maxwell is here!!!!!!!!!!!
holy shit today i went to the mall and i say this cool guy with small blue shorts.....(he was fat!!!!).... and he had a thin white shirt and a kickass orange hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it made my day...... and then i went to BURGER KING!!!!!!! hell yea it rocks..... but anyway. i saw guy and he had a big ole' liver spot on the side of his head and i wanted to touch it..... and play with him ..... but jules said "NO NO NO NO HE IS OLD AND SMELLY AND SMELLS FUNNY LIKE POOP THIRD DEGREE SQUARED!!!!!!!!!!...... so many dots........ periods..... VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again i said the vagina thing..... i thought it was funny......
 
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DAYUM!!!!!!!   
11:32pm 09/06/2005
 
mood: ADD
its been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long..... what?..... o man so today i saw this bug and was like...woah... thats neat... and i was all... ahhhh bug on my chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was scary third degree squared like whoa. DAYUM!!!!!!!!! i like that word..... to day i read a book... well not the whole book but some of it and i was.... moved. i saw this lady driving in a car and she was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tiny. i could barely see her it was fucking sweet...... then i saw a cow and it was all moo..... i ate wendy's for breakfast today..... so yea that lady was small like whoa..... gangster gangster..... i saw this SKATER-FAG.... and i was like FAG!!!!!!!..... it was pretty funny... i laughed..... i guess thats all that matters... right?..... i miss Chloe...... DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... there is alot of dots.... or PERIODS.... Vagina?
 
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ooo damn   
09:19pm 15/04/2005
 
mood: okay
ooooo damn indeed...... well tonight was great except for the fact that Chloe's mouma was all.... i'm gonna take you home..... and i was all...... o my..... so now its 9:00 and i don't wanna be home alone....... in fact i never wanted to leave Chloe's hizzle... so now... i sit and eat like a piggy.......
 
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i don't have ants in my pants...........   
08:48pm 11/04/2005
 
mood: loved
yea........ spring break is over and i..... well i can't think of anything so yea....... like i mean splooge.... and yea who ever is up for starting a new SKA band rise up and speak.... or not i guess.
 
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dont fear g0d.. be down with him   
05:09pm 11/04/2005
 
mood: horny
i got a kiss!!!
blue oyster cult .. yay!
i have five toes on each foot and they are sploogetastic.
chloes bird was doing the head bob two seconds ago.
oh man SPLOOGE!!
 
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first entry:not by me   
07:24am 08/04/2005
 
mood: okay
I went to dinoworld. It was sploogetacular. Yesterday I wore sandals and got rocks in them which wasnt sploogetacular.
 
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